Poignant and strange horoscopes for each of the 12 signs, accompanied by super cool and spooky horror themed illustrations. Here's a sample: "Virgo: Undead Tooth Fairy Virgo, lusts to clean your disgusting teeth. You were logical and critical, but now, you must chew your food slowly."

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